really, REALLY bad poems

since i was in a mood for some rhyme, i searched for some poem generators on the internet. these sites allow one to type some words in and generate an entire poem upon clicking "enter"! here are the "best" of the lot. :P

Madlib Original Love Poems
Once More, My Love

This night I shall dream of your bedazzling green hair and sloth-eyes.
Wrapped in echoes of your mellifluous big toe-music,
I long to sip from your avocadoful lips.
In my dreams, we fly on the exquisite winged bak choy of yellowness -- skimming vast continents of small toes and turtles.
The depths of all the oceans of the universe shall never separate our durians.
Brilliant as flying dusters, the seas greet us from afar.
In the twilight we feast on chocolate-coated frogs and tender floorhearts of love
Adorned in white silk, we pluck our coughing love chimes from our second toes.
I press the wall that you wear around your neck against my small toe-muffin so that our avocados melt into one.
You will always be my little MORT-cakes face, the sloth of my own flying eye of love.

yucks!


the next is a vogon poem... what is a vogon? vogons are a fictional race in the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. and they're famous for really bad poems. in fact, one of their most notorious and efficient torture methods is to read a poem they wrote to their victims. it's excruciatingly bad. prepare yourselves...

Vogon Poem Generator
To MORT

See, see the busy sky
Marvel at its big muck-purple depths.
Tell me, MORT do you
Wonder why the buaya ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel reluctant.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your yufunhelapoimks facial growth
That looks like
A bak choy.
What's more, it knows
Your flurrubbbtocuse potting shed
Smells of cow-poo-after-three-days.
Everything under the big busy sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm fermented tofus.